May 2013
Opening the fridge for the first time after...
totally-relatable:
rnilkbreath:
rnilkbreath:
rnilkbreath:
rnilkbreath:
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPE DONT TEST ME
losing everything but weight
petparent:
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
deluminator:
my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
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nintooner:
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
diverged:
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING...
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pickup line: i told my therapist about you
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penguinize:
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
grrrlfever:
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
I’m beginning to realize how little I mean to everyone and its pretty fucking painful.
last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
vagisodium:
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
internetexplorers:
constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble
