Opening the fridge for the first time after...
rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’ WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPE DONT TEST ME
losing everything but weight
petparent: Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
deluminator: my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and I’m sorry
diverged: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING...
pickup line: i told my therapist about you
penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
grrrlfever: wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
I’m beginning to realize how little I mean to everyone and its pretty fucking painful.
last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
internetexplorers: constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble